- <p dir=ltr> Me: Cuddle with me~! :></p>
- <p dir=ltr> <b>Boyfriend:</b> I'm stretching.</p>
- <p dir=ltr> <b>Me:</b> ..... :'/ *turns over and tries not to cry myself to sleep again*</p>
yeah my favorite thing at social gatherings is getting left out!!!! sitting by myself!! no one gives me a friendly push to be social like they said they would!! I frickin’ love parties!!
— Joseph Gogler (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
"do you think we’ll ever get to meet aliens?
aliens! like.. from space
…you are not!
because youre not!
because dogs are from earth stupid!!
well yea i guess it is kinda weird you can talk…”
I love how the roles are reversed. Usually, the man is trying to persuade the woman to stay, and if you stop and look at the lyrics, it’s a touch creepy. When you reverse the genders you get a completely different dynamic.
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boys are so cute and they dont know they’re so cute so they smile and smirk and cock their heads to the side and smile at you and they bite their lips and when they stretch, you can see their stomach, and that little line of hair going to their belly button and down to their crotch and some of them run their fingers through their hair and make it all messy on purpose and sometimes their hands are really big and that makes me happy
I have an obsession with quotes because other people are so much better at putting my feelings into words than I am
I wish I had a cat as smiley as this one.
Just look at its face d’aawww
IT EYES ITS EYES ITS E YES OMG
*snorts snow* I LOVE WINTER
— President Snow Probably (via mellarkish)
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation